Nothing to see here. You can only buy this if you are part of Cooking Staff Security Crew Z on that secret Antarctica Base ;)
Security Apron with No Alien Activity Disclaimer 
Remember there are no aliens on Antarctica, as far as the public are aware!
A great gift idea for the Sci-Fi Fan! or even a Cook, Kitchen Operatrive, BBQ Expert, or someone that collects Aprons!
 
There is no conspiracy theory.
Wear it with pride and let the world know you embrace adventure and the spirit of perseverance.
Join the ranks of the bold with Vintage Antarctica
Let the home cook shine in the kitchen with a touch of character, the personalized chef's apron. This apron comes with a tie-back closure to fit securely, a sewn-in care label for guesswork-free maintenance, and a highly durable 100% polyester canvas construction for top-tier durability. Comes with black, beige, blue, pink, or white strap color, and in one size: 31.5" x 25.6".
.: Material: 100% polyester canvas
.: One size: 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm)
.: Black, white, beige, blue and pink strap color options
.: Tie-back closure
.: Sewn-in care label
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts